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Unfortunately, there are no guarentees in life.

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you, Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
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And I’m yours,” I tell him. “Forever and always and then some.
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I hate games I can't win.
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Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
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I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.
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Don't they give you happy pills in this place?
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Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.
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Football players are misunderstood. They arent the dumb jocks people think they are.
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It’s not Brittney’s face, not her smile, not even her eyes. All of that surface stuff made the world see her as beautiful, but it was the deeper stuff that made her different.
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Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them
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And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them. Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.
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One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close to my heart.
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I don't belong here. It doesn't matter, because even if I don't belong in this place, she's here and I want to be where she is.
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I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me. Yeah, well, I have high expectations. I look toward Miranda. I guess my friends do, too. Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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Thoughts of being a pirate and stealing her away to my ship race across my mind. Although I’m not a pirate, and she’s not my captured princess.
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Did we kiss last night? Yes. Well, it wasn't memorable because I have no recollection of it. He laughs. I was kiddin'. We didn't kiss. He leans in. When we kiss you'll remember it.Forever.
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Trust me, he whispers against my lips. Maggie, you're my paradise.
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I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base.
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Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.
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I feel so selfish, because I want the best of both worlds. I want to keep the image I've worked so hard to create.
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