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If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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I like that girl more that I can remember likin’ anything in my life. I’m not about to give her up. I’ll start carin’ what people think when I am six feet under.
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Do I make you nervous? His gaze travels from my eyes to my breasts and down to where my dress meets my thighs. In that dress you do.
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Why are you making a joke out of this? she asks. Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.
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I gave you my heart, but it wasn't enough.
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