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Don't they give you happy pills in this place?

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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And right this second I want to live in ignorant bliss.
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Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and I'm not ashamed to use 'em. Having a face Adonis would admire is one of the few advantages I've been given in life, and I use it to it's full potential whether it's for good or evil.
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