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This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it? What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.
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I'm ready for that adrenaline rush...with you.
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And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .
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Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.
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I don't want to always be 'the best I can be.' I just want to be me.
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Is anyone human actually normal? I'm beginning to think being normal is actually abnormal.
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Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense. Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works. He says Somehow the mixture of two things is genius.
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And I’m yours,” I tell him. “Forever and always and then some.
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Playing with fire doesn't necessarily get you burned.
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I don't belong here. It doesn't matter, because even if I don't belong in this place, she's here and I want to be where she is.
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If you let him go and he doesn't come back to you, he wasn't yours to begin with. It's a lesson learned in first grade
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Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.
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I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.
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Three things Marco taught me today race through my mind: boys will lie to your face just to have sex with you, don't trust any boy who says I love you, and never date a boy who lives on the south side of Fairfield.
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Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size -Tuck
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We deserve each other, Luis … and I need you just as much as you need me. Hold me.” He steps closer, but hesitates. “If I do, mi chava, I can’t promise I’ll be able to let you go.
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I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me. Yeah, well, I have high expectations. I look toward Miranda. I guess my friends do, too. Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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Before i was jumped in i remember Lucky telling us how being in a gang was like having a second family... a family who would be there when your own family wasn't. They would offer protection and security. It sounded perfect to a kid who'd lost his father.
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