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Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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I want to hold you, Nikki. Will you let me?
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I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me. Yeah, well, I have high expectations. I look toward Miranda. I guess my friends do, too. Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.
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Stop thinking about Michael, Tuck orders. He was cute. So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]
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From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going to end if we stopped.
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There's a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you're confusing your emotions.
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Love. Is it just a word that boys use to manipulate girls?
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Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while writing them.
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I'm poor, not homeless.
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We kiss all the time. I clear my throat, then add, We just...do it in private.
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It’s not Brittney’s face, not her smile, not even her eyes. All of that surface stuff made the world see her as beautiful, but it was the deeper stuff that made her different.
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From the moment I laid eyes on you I couldn't stop looking at you. From the moment we talked I couldn't stop arguing with you. From the moment we kissed I couldn't stop kissing you. And from the moment we shared our hopes, fears and insecurities I couldn't stop loving you.
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Playing with fire doesn't necessarily get you burned.
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Three things Marco taught me today race through my mind: boys will lie to your face just to have sex with you, don't trust any boy who says I love you, and never date a boy who lives on the south side of Fairfield.
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I don't belong here. It doesn't matter, because even if I don't belong in this place, she's here and I want to be where she is.
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Why are you making a joke out of this? she asks. Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.
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He may be out of my life physically, but he’ll always be a part of me. I can’t let him go even if I tried. Alex took a piece of my heart, but that doesn’t mean my life has to be on hold. I can’t keep running after ghosts.
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Do I make you nervous? His gaze travels from my eyes to my breasts and down to where my dress meets my thighs. In that dress you do.
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And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .
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What would it take for you to go out with me?
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