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Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.
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Como un angel, I whisper. Is our game over? she asks nervously. It's definitely over, querida. 'Cause what we're gonna do next is no game.
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