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Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size -Tuck

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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Gettin' near the fire, chica, doesn't necessarily mmean you'll get burned.
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The threat of taking something away makes us appreciate it more.
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Makin' mistakes ain't a crime, you know. What's the use of having a reputation if you can't ruin it every now and then?
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And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
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Isn't that why we're put on this earth to begin with, to make it a better place? It's not a religious quest it's a humanitarian one.
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A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you, Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
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There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.
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How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally.
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If you consider yourself a friend, dont tell me. Because if i know the rumors, i'll feel like i have to confront the. and right this second i want to live in ignorant bliss.
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God take care of him, because he's my past and my future
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With someone you like that much, the lows are as low as the highs are high. Does that make sense?' It does. It also makes me sound bipolar.' Love will do that to a person.
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I realise it’s going to happen. This girl of my dreams, this girl who is more like me than anyone I’ve ever met, wants to kiss me.
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As If I could just turn my feelings off like a faucet.
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From the moment I laid eyes on you I couldn't stop looking at you. From the moment we talked I couldn't stop arguing with you. From the moment we kissed I couldn't stop kissing you. And from the moment we shared our hopes, fears and insecurities I couldn't stop loving you.
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Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.
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Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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We kiss all the time. I clear my throat, then add, We just...do it in private.
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I like that girl more that I can remember likin’ anything in my life. I’m not about to give her up. I’ll start carin’ what people think when I am six feet under.
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- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.
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Sometimes I think Ben is right, that the fantasy world is better because reality sucks...but then I look at Nikki and I believe that we can beat the odds.
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