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Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

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Simon R. Green
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: August 25
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Science Fiction Writer
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Bradford-on-Avon
Wiltshire
Simon Richard Green
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