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I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him Have you anything to declare? He said I have nothing to declare but my genius. I said I'll put that down as nothing then shall I? For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

Simon Munnery

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Simon Munnery
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: January 1
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