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The nanny seemed to be extinct until 1975, when, like the coelacanth, she suddenly and unexpectedly reappeared in the shape of Margaret Thatcher.
Simon Hoggart
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Simon Hoggart
Age: 67 †
Born: 1946
Born: May 26
Died: 2014
Died: January 5
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Simon David Hoggart
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