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While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.

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Simon Hoggart
Age: 67 †
Born: 1946
Born: May 26
Died: 2014
Died: January 5
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Simon David Hoggart
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