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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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