Quote

My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.

Si Robertson

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
Grows
Hey
Happened
Gotta
Talking
Looked
Left
Asked
Right
Side
Combed
Way
Went
Kidding
Wife
Shorter
Sides
Beard

More quotes by Si Robertson

Image
When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
Si Robertson
Image
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
Si Robertson
Image
It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
Si Robertson
Image
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Si Robertson
Image
Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.
Si Robertson
Image
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Si Robertson
Image
Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
Si Robertson
Image
I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
Si Robertson
Image
Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
Si Robertson
Image
God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
Si Robertson
Image
In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
Si Robertson
Image
My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
Si Robertson
Image
If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
Si Robertson
Image
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
Si Robertson
Image
I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
Si Robertson
Image
Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
Si Robertson
Image
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
Si Robertson
Image
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Si Robertson
Image
We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
Si Robertson
Image
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Si Robertson