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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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