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Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

Si Robertson

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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Never
Mans
Beard
Thunder
Lightning
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.
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