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Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
Beard
Thunder
Lightning
Insult
Either
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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