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Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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Either
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
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In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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