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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
Sucker
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Night
Ninjas
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Beaver
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