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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
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Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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