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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
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Television Personality
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Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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