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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
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Television Personality
Vivian
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Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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