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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
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Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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