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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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Stupid
Neutered
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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