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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
Neutered
Garage
Hey
Dog
Door
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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