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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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