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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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