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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
Politician
Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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