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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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