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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
Si Robertson
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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
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Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
Si Robertson
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
Si Robertson
When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
Si Robertson
I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
Si Robertson
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Si Robertson
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Si Robertson
I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
Si Robertson
Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
Si Robertson
There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.
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