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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
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Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's real tree. It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.
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We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take Duck Dynasty where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
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I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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