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I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

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Si Robertson
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: April 27
Autobiographer
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Television Personality
Vivian
Louisiana
Uncle Si
Silas Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson
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I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!
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My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
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My wife asked me about that: What happened to your beard? I said, What are you talking about? She said, Hey, the right side is shorter than the left. I said, You gotta be kidding me. So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, I don't know, that's just the way it grows.
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Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
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What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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It ain't gun control we need it's sin control.
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.
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People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
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They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
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Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
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Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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