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Whereas God, for reasons of His own, sometimes chooses to let the machine answer. 'The Supreme Being is unavailable to come to the phone at this time, but He wants you to know what your call is important to Him. In the meantime, for sins of pride, press one. For avarice, press two.

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Sherwood Anderson
Age: 64 †
Born: 1876
Born: September 13
Died: 1941
Died: March 8
Novelist
Writer
Buck Fever
Religion
Reasons
Whereas
Two
Machines
Sins
Reason
Sin
Phone
Come
Answer
Machine
Sometimes
Pride
Phones
Unavailable
Important
Wants
Presses
Meantime
Time
Answers
Press
Avarice
Call
Supreme
Chooses

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