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Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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Most men die many times in their lives. The man we become invariably slaughters the child we once were. His knowledge of the world murders the babe's innocence. from Time Untime by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Joy, oh joy. He’d rather have his entrails pulled out through his nostrils.’ (Fang)
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How nice of Acheron to send us a playmate. (Daimon) Play is for children and dogs. Now that you have identified which category you fall into, I'll show you what Romans do to rabid dogs. (Valerius)
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What four realms? (Amanda) Time, space, earth, and dreams. (Talon) Okay, now that is scary. Some of you guys walk through time? (Amanda) And space and dreams. (Talon) Ah. So Rod Sterling was a Were-Hunter? (Amanda)
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Because I took an oath to help people. To protect them from The League and any corrupt government. (Devyn) Yeah, and I know people better than to believe that for even an instant. Altruism is dead. People use and they take until you’re nothing but a bleeding corpse on the ground at their feet. (Alix)
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I can'tdo it again,Nick. I can't. And I would rather give my life for you than have you give yours for me.
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I'm telling you people its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE... -Bubba
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Yeah, I wish I could have stayed awake long enough to see your face when I changed over. (Wren) No, you don’t. I assure you, it wasn’t pretty. (Maggie) There’s never anything about you that isn’t pretty, Maggie. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. (Wren)
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Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I’ll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron)
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Keeping pushing, Andrei, and you and I are going to play a game. (Esperetta) And what game is that, Princess? (Andrei) Find the Ball in My Hand. (Esperetta) I don’t see a ball, Princess. (Andrei) Oh, you will, just as soon as I snap it off your body. (Esperetta)
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Charonte are guarding a Dimme? Is the world coming to an end and I missed the memo? (Stryker)
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Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first Yes Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.
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Marriage and friendship were built on trust and loyalty. Not deceit and lies. Love could only be given. It could never be demanded.
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I’m turning into an old woman. Might as well start knitting and bitching about soap operas, gas prices, and rude drivers.” – Sundown
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You’re really not right, are you? Yeah, I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally damaging. (Nick)
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If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope.
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I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)
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I follow after my father, who likes to protect mankind, and I really don’t want to see a bunch of demons eating people. Call me sentimental. (Kat)
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Is the life you seek to take worth the one you could one day create? (Savitar)
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I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)
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