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Did you wake him? If I say yes, will you spank me? Syn rolled his eyes. You're horrible, Mari.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)
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