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Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Syndromes
Syndrome
Dating
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Testy
Woman
Bowel
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Rabies
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Irritable

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