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You’re so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn’t work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Okay, gimmi a kiss and I’ll go. (Simi) Not in front of the Hunter, Simi. (Acheron) The Simi wants a kiss, akri. I’ll wait all century. You know I will. (Simi)
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If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)
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Asteros's Motto: Most experience comes from bad judgement.
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Remember what I’ve told you. Looks can often deceive you. A poor man can don the robes of a prince and a prince can be shoeless in the street. We judge people by what their actions are, not by the clothes they wear. (Eleni)
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I, for one, am exhausted. I’ve been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)
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There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two
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Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)
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I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)
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You’ve no idea...my tongue has been known to let blood on four continents. (Geary)
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss other people. Life's too short to worry about what other people do or don't do. Tend your own backyard, not theirs, because yours is the one you have to live in.
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What happened to Darling’s face? (Kiara) It got his. Repeatedly. (Syn)
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One single word and I swear I’ll rip your tongue out. (Zephyra)
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My weaknesses are women in high heels, freedom under siege, and ebay. (Steele)
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What made you immortal? (Nick) Really good DNA. (Acheron)
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The liberty of the press is dear to England the licentiousness of the press is odious to England: the liberty of it can never be so well protected as by beating down the licentiousness.
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I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. [Thorn]
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You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s stomach...) Be wise, little guy, stay in there where Lord King Neurotic can’t kill all your fun. (Chris)
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I don’t even know what to say to you. (Acheron) Me, either. I guess we’ll just stand here and cry at each other, huh? (Kat)
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So what’s on the agenda for tonight? (Danger) Migraine, futility, possible death. Same as every night, I guess. (Alexion)
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