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Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Sherrilyn McQueen
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We come from a long line of people who live to read boring texts – I think it may be why we all die young. Complete boredom. (Geary)
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Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.
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Oh, goodie. Let the bloodbath commence. (Zarek)
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You’re so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn’t work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.
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I live for a woman who scratches, just make sure to keep it on the back, baby, I dont like scars. ~Otto Carvalletti
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She’s special. We used to unleash her on ancient battlefields just to see soldiers chop their best friends into pieces before falling on their own swords. (Deimos)
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