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You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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Crawled
Died
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Princess, you could never be that. You are unique to me. (Zarek) Am I your rose? (Astrid) Yes, you are my rose. There is only one of you in all the millions of planets and stars. (Zarek)
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The point is, Sin is now going to try to overthrow me again and take my place. Do you know what that means? (Artemis) There will be much rejoicing? (Kat)
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You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)
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Fury snorted. You're the leader, Vane. Lead.
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Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)
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