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Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Sherrilyn McQueen
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The ones here know I own this place and they give it space. After all, unlike the Dark-Hunters, I’m not banned from hitting or killing them, and they know it. (Sin) You’re just such a sweetie pie. I can’t imagine why the other Dark-Hunters won’t let you play their reindeer games. Shame on them all. (Kat)
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Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv. Vane punched him in the arm. You're such an a**hole, Trace gasped. Daddy said a bad word! Fang said You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight.
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Any problems with your flight? (Acheron) I didn’t eat my pilot if that’s what you mean. And little Nicky here is still breathing and not bleeding. (Zarek)
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Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)
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If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope.
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Move or die. (Quills) Never give someone a choice that doesn’t leave them with any way out except to hurt you. (Devyn)
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Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
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Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)
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To make an omelet you must first break some eggs.
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Most men die many times in their lives. The man we become invariably slaughters the child we once were. His knowledge of the world murders the babe's innocence. from Time Untime by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Ironically no one ever wants to hear what I have to say about anything. They usually argue with me to the point I want to put them through a wall. Hopefully you won’t be so dense. (Acheron)
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You gonna keep staring at me, Great Acheron, or are you ready to chew me a new one?
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You aren’t old enough to have such regrets.” “Pain doesn’t respect age, my lady.
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He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It’s now infected his own intellect. (Stryker)
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I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha)
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Could you please stop with the beating? (Kat) He’s being punished. Hello? This is Tartarus, remember the purpose of this part of the Underworld? We’re not really warm and fluffy over here. (Hades)
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How did you get me here? (Tory) I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)
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I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)
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There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)
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Everyone suffers at least one bad betrayal in their lifetime. It’s what unites us. The trick is not to let it destroy your trust in others when that happens. Don’t let them take that from you.
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