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Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I’ll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron)
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I’m no more used to being without a weapon than you are. (Cassandra) She’s right about that. Her teddy bear is a six-inch retractable knife with a snub-nosed .38 Special. (Katra)
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So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put a cherry on top. (Talon)
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I have much to teach you. Come and learn the art of war from the one who invented it. (Takeshi)
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If Sasha’s threatened, Astrid’s upset. If Astrid’s upset, I’m going to kill whatever’s upsetting her until she’s happy again. (Zarek)
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Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)
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Fetch Constantine, or I’ll make boots out of your hide, bear. (Arcadian Sentinel) Don’t touch me, or I’ll mount your jewels to the wall over your head. (Aimee)
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No, no, no. This ain’t right. I finally find a woman who’ll actually let me into her place and you bring her home for you? Oh, please tell me you brought her home for you and not for me. You didn’t pimp me out again, Wulf, did you? I swear I’ll stake you in your sleep if you did. (Chris)
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There was something about Ash that made every hormone in her body stand up and pant for more
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I, for one, am exhausted. I’ve been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)
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Charonte are guarding a Dimme? Is the world coming to an end and I missed the memo? (Stryker)
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I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)
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still waters run deep. ~Tabitha
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You love her. (Shanus) I barely know her. (Wulf) Time has no meaning to the heart. (Shanus)
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Then let me put it to you this way. There is seldom black and white in our world. Sometimes things we perceive as good have moments of profound evil, but profound evil will always tell you that it’s always good. It never admits that it could, in any way, be evil. (Alexion)
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He doesn’t anger easily. This is good. (Takeshi) Yes, I’m more of a simmer slowly until it boils over and ruins everything kind of man. (Acheron)
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Oh, no. We can’t have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don’t hurt people then run. That’s just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the ‘No Simi’ eat list?” – Simi
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I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
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Ever wonder why the gods created man, Grom? I personally think that we're the original reality show. They were so effing bored that they created us just so that they could feel better about themselves
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I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)
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