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Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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Mama
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Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?’ (Grace)
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Judge no one until you know their circumstances. No matter how awful they seemed, sometimes there was a valid reason for their behaviour. Granted, some people were just mean and corrupt, but not always. Many people were just in pain, and by acting out, they were only trying to protect themselves from being hurt more.
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You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara)
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Princess, you could never be that. You are unique to me. (Zarek) Am I your rose? (Astrid) Yes, you are my rose. There is only one of you in all the millions of planets and stars. (Zarek)
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I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to rot. (Acheron) Ooo. I’m terrified. Those killer penguins and hairy seals are really scary. (Zarek)
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They’re lucky I didn’t rip their arms off for touching her. (Devyn)
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Good Lord, who spread the Daimon fertilizer around? They're cropping up like a bad horror flick. (Tabitha)
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There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two
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Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee.
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You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.
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I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)
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Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.
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Now there’s a sight you don’t see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor)
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Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears, going wild. (Fury)
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I pity those born of the lighter side. They have no understanding of how seductive cruelty is. The music made out of screams and pleas for mercy. Mmmm. Nothing better. (Noir)
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There was a reason why there was only a single stairway to heaven, but an entire highway to hell.
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What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)
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Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven’t met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people’s body parts. (Asmodeus)
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You gonna keep staring at me, Great Acheron, or are you ready to chew me a new one?
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Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. (Caleb)
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