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It’s entirely up to you, Artie. He lives or dies by your word. (Acheron) No, akri! Don’t ask her that. She never let me have no fun. She a mean goddess! (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Columbus
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Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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