Quote

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Bud
Knees
Bush
Legs
Nice
Use
Hairy
Hog

More quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Image
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
(Looking at their son on ultrasound.) He looks like an angel. (Cassandra) I don’t know. I think he looks like a frog or something. (Wulf)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride. (Dark-Hunter)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Have you ever wanted something that you knew was bad for you? Something that you ached for so much you could think of nothing else? [Wren]
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Do it, and I’ll rip your heart out and feed it to your friend. (Julian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Intentions don't matter. It's the end result we're all judged by. Evil in the name of good is still evil. And when you dance with the devil, you seldom get to pick the tune.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not be told how long to take in the loo. (Gabrielle)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I'll be damned, you got laid.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s stomach...) Be wise, little guy, stay in there where Lord King Neurotic can’t kill all your fun. (Chris)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I miss the good old days when Daimons were warriors and combat trained. The ones I found tonight knew nothing about fighting, and I’m sick of the whole ‘my gun will solve all’ mentality. (Wulf)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
And as I recall, you told me to shut up. (Acheron) I’m an asshole. I admit it. I’ve been going to weekly Assholes Anonymous meetings, but it takes a long time to undo a few thousand years of habit. And to think you have even more years to undo than me. (Zarek)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Cassandra sat on the floor with Chris and Kat, playing Life. They had tried to play Trivial Pursuit earlier only to learn that a Dark-Hunter and an immortal handmaiden to a goddess had a decidedly unfair advantage over Cassandra and Chris. In Life, the only thing that mattered was luck.’ (Cassandra)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let’s just keep it simple and say he’s a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Death is just a new beginning…at least in my religion. And extreme inebriation seriously helps. (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Why can’t you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You should be more careful. You could have broken your neck or as big as you are landed on someone and killed them. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Thank you, Geary. (Arik) For what? (Geary) For giving me a life that is the best dream I’ve ever had. (Arik)
Sherrilyn Kenyon