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Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It’s now infected his own intellect. (Stryker)
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