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Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
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So what’s on the agenda for tonight? (Danger) Migraine, futility, possible death. Same as every night, I guess. (Alexion)
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Proceedings at law are sufficiently expensive.
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How did you get me here? (Tory) I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)
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Hey, just be grateful I’m old. When an Arcadian first starts time-walking, we only have about a three percent chance of success. I once ended up on Pluto. (Sebastian) Are you serious? (Channon) They’re not kidding about it being the coldest planet. (Sebastian)
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Who are you talking to?” – Morty “Still in the kitchen, aren’t I? Guess I need to keep walking. Oh, look! Yonder is the door, which I’m going to make use of right now.” – Nick
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Did you wake him? If I say yes, will you spank me? Syn rolled his eyes. You're horrible, Mari.
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With my background and genetic makeup,buddy, you're lucky I'm as normal as I am. (Katra Agrotera)
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