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Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right direction’ bullshit. (Steele)

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Door
Feng
Yeah
Shui
Doors
Steele
Sleep
Randy
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Bullshit
Ever
Mirror
Right
Mirrors
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Life is all about finding your place. All of us are vulnerable, and at times we all feel adrift. But somehow, we all muddle through. He'll be fine. Like the rest of us. We just need some faith.
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He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin)
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Death is just a new beginning…at least in my religion. And extreme inebriation seriously helps. (Syn)
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It can be stolen, but never bought. It can be given, but never taken. It can be stepped on, but cannot walk . It can fly, but has no wings. It can sing, but has no voice. It can be broken, but still it work s. It can be left, even while it follows. And though it’s easily commanded, it can never, ever be demanded.
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Simple. Atlantis can't be found. He scoffed at her. You're the second person to tell me that in less than an hour.
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Should I ask about the handcuffs? (Tate) Not unless you want to live...otherwise if anyone asks, tell them I died of a heart attack during a wild sexcapade with her. (Kyrian)
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This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown
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Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)
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I want to hate you, but I can’t even stay mad at you. (Jericho) You know, I think you’re more in need of lessons on how to seduce than I am. Why don’t you call me fat and ugly while you’re at it? (Delphine)
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What now? (Shahara) I’m thinking. (Syn) Could you think a little quicker? (Shahara) You’re not helping. (Syn) You’re lucky you’re still breathing and not limping. (Shahara)
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Yeah, well, I’ll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from a man who whines like a two-year-old when he stubs his toe. I’d like to see you survive ten hours of childbirth. (Astrid)
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Mind control won't work on those who are really hardheaded. You know… Creatures like you.
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I can’t touch him. (Jared) Well, don’t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldn’t agree more. Just be grateful it’s not contagious. (Jared)
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How nice of Acheron to send us a playmate. (Daimon) Play is for children and dogs. Now that you have identified which category you fall into, I'll show you what Romans do to rabid dogs. (Valerius)
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Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)
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Imora thea mi savur, Ash whispered under his breath in Atlantean. God save me from love.
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