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Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba)

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)
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Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
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Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)
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Those regulations that are adapted to the common race of men are the best.
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With my background and genetic makeup,buddy, you're lucky I'm as normal as I am. (Katra Agrotera)
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Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m the sub-idiot. Sway’s head idiot because the company refuses to deal with mechas. Since I’m not organic, they think I can’t pay. (Vik) Thanks, Vik. (Devyn) Ever my pleasure to irritate you, sir. (Vik)
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What am I supposed to do while you’re gone? (Shahara) Think up ways to kill me while I sleep. (Syn)
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Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
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A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let’s just keep it simple and say he’s a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn)
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I'm sorry. (Valerius) It's okay. We all have scars. I'm just lucky most of mine are on the outside. (Tabitha)
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Hearts can never be stolen, Cy. They can only be given.” – Ren
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Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)
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