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Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?’ (Nick)

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Zombie
Fairy
Catch
Positive
Scoffed
Saying
Elves
Sure
Fairies
Believe
Zombies
Like
Nick

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No, Simi. No food. (Acheron) No, Simi. No food. The Simi don’t like this, akri. Katoteros is boring. There’s nothing fun there. Only old dead people who want to come back here. Bleh! (Simi) Simi...(Acheron) I hear and obey, akri. The Simi just never said she would do so quietly. (Simi)
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