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He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Wanted
Work
Valhalla
Testosterone
Poisoning
Nick
Hot
Died
Woman

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