Quote

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Dead
Body
Looks
Septic
Shotgun
Shotguns
Tank
Tanks

More quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Image
Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Don’t worry, Chris. The day that Sony PlayStation attacks the world and threatens to destroy it, we’ll give you a call. (Katra)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I’ll have to barbecue him and make akri angry at me. I don’t want to make akri angry. (Simi) Simi? Is that you? (Astrid) Yes. C’est moi. The little demon with hornays. (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You really turning mercenary on your favorite older brother? (Dev) No. I would never do that to Alain. (Aimee) Ouch! Bearswan got ‘tude. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Only a fool took a remote from a god.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity spreads to anyone else and infects them. (Varyk)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can’t give the body over? Again, I don’t think ‘oops’ will quite cover it. (Tate)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Sebastos Eudorus Parthenopaeus. He is really going to hate us when he has to learn to spell all that.” – Acheron
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Nick cleared his throat. “Do not … and I mean do … not … take this the wrong way, okay?” He wrapped his arms around Ash and hugged him. “I will always be your brother,” he whispered in Ash’s ear. “And I won’t ever hate you.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto) Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Yeah, well, I’ll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from a man who whines like a two-year-old when he stubs his toe. I’d like to see you survive ten hours of childbirth. (Astrid)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Remember what I’ve told you. Looks can often deceive you. A poor man can don the robes of a prince and a prince can be shoeless in the street. We judge people by what their actions are, not by the clothes they wear. (Eleni)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I’d rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Intentions don't matter. It's the end result we're all judged by. Evil in the name of good is still evil. And when you dance with the devil, you seldom get to pick the tune.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. [Thorn]
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Oh God, I just kissed a vampire! Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You’re the one who unleashed him. (Savitar) Yeah, well, let’s move on from the blame game. I was having suicidal thoughts and it seemed like a good idea at the time. In retrospect, not so much. (Stryker)
Sherrilyn Kenyon