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Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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