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Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
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