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Sorry. I have technical difficulties making it through a room without bumping into something. Thank God my clumsiness is only restricted to the ground. I’d probably kill myself diving if I was this bad underwater. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
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Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
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