Quote

Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
Writer
Columbus
Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Like
Bullshit
Laid
Feed
Dog
Reality
Payments
Doe
Screw
Way
Screws
Make
Payment

More quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Image
Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron) Reverse PMS? (Artemis) Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you’re cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. [Thorn]
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Yeah, well, he’s still on Dark-Hunter payroll, so tell him to keep his phone turned on. (Talon) Ooo. Getting testy in your fierce nakedness. (Kyrian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
What fools these mortals be. (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald’s. (Tee)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
The ones here know I own this place and they give it space. After all, unlike the Dark-Hunters, I’m not banned from hitting or killing them, and they know it. (Sin) You’re just such a sweetie pie. I can’t imagine why the other Dark-Hunters won’t let you play their reindeer games. Shame on them all. (Kat)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
I follow after my father, who likes to protect mankind, and I really don’t want to see a bunch of demons eating people. Call me sentimental. (Kat)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Should I ask about the handcuffs? (Tate) Not unless you want to live...otherwise if anyone asks, tell them I died of a heart attack during a wild sexcapade with her. (Kyrian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
So who was she? (Vane) Why do you assume it was a female? (Fang) Didn’t know you were fond of men. I’ll file that under my special Fang folder. (Vane)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
She didn’t judge him or hate him for things that weren’t his fault. She accepted him and that was the greatest miracle of all.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Looks like the safest spot here for a human who doesn’t want to get eaten. (Kish)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Without a word or hesitation, Pain took the mop from Nick. Suffering moved to pick up glass. Wow. Where have you two been all my life? Pain quirked and eyebrow as he mopped the floor. Walking hand in hand with you. Haven't you noticed?
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Well, we better be quick and not become human popsicles. I’m going to be really upset at you if I freeze to death. (Shahara)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
The man hates your guts more than Stryker does. You’ll be lucky if he doesn’t pull your spine out through your nostrils. (Tory) Nice to have Miss Merry Sunshine back again. Any other Eeyore outlooks you’d like to share? (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Image
Do you want my input or is this just an angry tirade you need to vent? (Acheron) Both! (Kat) Okay, you rant and I’ll add my comments at the end. (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon