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Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears, going wild. (Fury)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Sherrilyn Kenyon
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Georgia
Kinley MacGregor
Sherrilyn McQueen
Sherrilyn Woodward
Boys
Tigers
Tree
Bees
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Honey
Done
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Going
Bears
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Pissed
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Tiger
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Fury

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