Quote

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

Shel Silverstein

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Shel Silverstein
Age: 66 †
Born: 1932
Born: September 25
Died: 1999
Died: May 10
Actor
Cartoonist
Composer
Film Score Composer
Illustrator
Musician
Poet
Screenwriter
Singer
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Uncle Shelby
Sheldon Allan Silverstein
Gardening
Rest
Beet
Feeling
Beets
Funny
Carrot
Feelings
Lettuce
Carrots
Wheat

More quotes by Shel Silverstein

Image
This boat that we just built is just fine - And don't try to tell us it's not The sides and the back are divine - It's the bottom I guess we forgot
Shel Silverstein
Image
She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.
Shel Silverstein
Image
The Yesees said yes to anything That anyone suggested. The Noees said no to everything Unless it was proven and tested. So the Yesees all died of much too much And the Noees all died of fright, But somehow I think the Thinkforyourselfees All came out all right.
Shel Silverstein
Image
And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.
Shel Silverstein
Image
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch, I will not hatch. For I hear all the talk of pollution and war As the people all shout and the airplane roar, So I'm staying in here where it's safe and it's warm, And I WILL NOT HATCH!
Shel Silverstein
Image
Underneath my outside face There's a face that none can see. A little less smiley, A little less sure, But a whole lot more like me.
Shel Silverstein
Image
And he didn't really know where he was going, but he did know he was going somewhere, because you really have to go somewhere, don't you?
Shel Silverstein
Image
He wasted his wishes on wishing.
Shel Silverstein
Image
I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o' war
Shel Silverstein
Image
Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.
Shel Silverstein
Image
Sometimes I get so depressed 'Bout what I haven't done. -NEVER
Shel Silverstein
Image
I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor. I'd rather play Hurk than go to work. Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk? I don't know but it MUST be better than work!
Shel Silverstein
Image
If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.
Shel Silverstein
Image
If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.
Shel Silverstein
Image
It's amazing the difference A bit of sky can make.
Shel Silverstein
Image
I am writing these poems from inside a lion.
Shel Silverstein
Image
People are always giving you credit for really wanting to say more than you said.
Shel Silverstein
Image
Somebody has to go polish the stars, They're looking a little bit dull. Somebody has to go polish the stars, For the eagles and starlings and gulls Have all been complaining they're tarnished and worn, They say they want new ones we cannot afford. So please get your rags And your polishing jars, Somebody has to go polish the stars.
Shel Silverstein
Image
ALICE She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME And she grew so tall, She ate from a plate called TASTE ME And down she shrank so small. And so she changed, while other folks Never tried nothin' at all.
Shel Silverstein
Image
God says to me with a kind of smile, Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world? . . . . How much do I get? What time is lunch? . . . . Gimme back that wheel, says God. I don't think you're quite ready yet.
Shel Silverstein