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You would not want me on your football team.
Seth MacFarlane
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Seth MacFarlane
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: October 26
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The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.
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I spent my entire childhood in the same town, in Kent. I went to grade school there. There was a boarding school that my mother taught at, called - appropriately enough - Kent School, that I went to. Yeah, pretty much my entire childhood was spent in that town.
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When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a sitcom. And there was very little music.
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I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
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'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
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I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control. Then see how good the episode is. That's something we've actually discussed in the writers' room. We haven't proposed it yet, but if somebody from the PTC reads this, it might be worth discussing.
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There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing.
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I distrust all television doctors.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.
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Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.
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You gotta keep the funny intact.
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Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
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I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.
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I don't smoke much pot anymore.
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The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.
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I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
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